Only with the help of Harry Hill's all new TV Burp Book can you finally find out what happens when...

...Ant and Dec meet up at night using the secret tunnel that connects their Chiswick homes

...Bear Grylls has to survive alone for days in a 5-star hotel and

...Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall helps the tenants of a block of flats rear their own oxen.

Plus...

Get rich with Alan Sugar.
TV in the future.
Spooky tales wid Derek Acorah.
Perfect nights in with Alan Titchmarsh and Pete Doherty.
2-D You’ve Been Framed and
Celebrities hiding behind bushes.

What the critics say...

This new Christmas book transplants the spirit of TV Burp superbly to the page...it produces a warm glow of hilarity
Guardian

This book version of Harry Hill’s ITV1 show triumphantly transplants Harry’s running jokes…
to the page
Heat Magazine